OK, I can finally post and keep his blog up to date. So I'll update my status......I no longer work for Kraft Foods and I have started working on MBA at the University of Phoenix. Its a really cool school and its gonna be convenient...
Now I have a joke that I cleaned upped a little so I can keep this blog family friendly:)
Jake, Cody and Mikee all wanted to date the daughter of a local town farmer. This 3 knew that it was very difficult to even get a chance to do so....but they were goin to try anyways. So all 3 of them went up to the farmers house and knocked on the door. Farmer answered the door scowling at the 3 guys. Jake gutted up and explained to the farmer that they would really like a chance to date his beautiful daughter. Like a grumpy old man, he mumbled the boys to me him out back of the barn....
These 3 daring (but really idiotic) boys headed to the back of the old barn. There the farmer pointed to the enormous orchard of fruit lying before their eyes. The farmer told the 3 to go and pick 3 of their most favorite fruit and bring back to this spot. The boys looked at each other and then headed for the orchards.....
The first boy to arrive back to the farmer was Mikee. But this time the farmer had a awesome companion, a 12 gauge shotgun. Mikee looked a little scared at this point. The farmer asked Mikee what he had brought. Mikee showed him he had 10 purple grapes. The farmer told that if he was to date his daughter then Mikee needed to let him put one grape in a time in Mikee's mouth. If Mikee could get all 10 grapes ijn his mout without laughing or spitting them out then he gets the farmer's daughter.....but if Mikee couldn't do it then the farmer gets to use his shotgun on Mikee (you can imagine for yourselves what will happen:)). The farmer starts putting grapes into Mikee's mouth, and just when he gets to grape number 8, Mikee chokes and spits all those grapes into the Farmer's face. So the farmer used his shotgun sending Mikee to heaven.......poor Mikee.....
Next comes Jake strolling from the orchards. But he has got 10 Strawberries. The farmer explains to Jake the same rules. Jake got concerned and wondered how he could possibly fit 10 strawberries in his mouth, yet Jake was still determined as he caught a glance of the farmer's daughter watching this whole spectacle. So the farmer shoved strawberries into Jake's mouth one by one. And just as Jake got to number 10, he started to laugh. Not good news for Jake cause he just joined Mikee in Heaven (At least you guys made it to Heaven)......
Back up in Heaven, Mikee found Jake and told him that he had watched Jake almost fit all 10 in his mouth. He was right there. Jake shook his head and said "I know. I had it. But when I got to the 10th strawberry, I glanced at the orchards and saw Cody walking down with 10 watermelons.......":)
