Rock On Xanderville

Anybody want to go golfing?

2009-03-09T23:33:00.002-06:00

Just got out of class....Really boring today except for the surprise oral presentations....That was interesting. Definitely will get two different emphasis' on my MBA and then off to a MBA plus program. But enough of this......

This is about 2 golf buddies, named Syd and Alex, who golfed everyday of their retired lives. Name a course in the state of Florida and they have golfed it. Then one day Syd passes away in a horrible golf cart accident. Alex is devastated. So devastated that he does not golf for 6 months. Wouldn't even step foot on course. The day he finally stepped back on course was hard for Alex. He still did it.

Then on the 9th hole, Syd comes down from heaven to visit Alex. Alex was shocked to see Syd. They had a weird conversation for a bit. Finally Syd told Alex that he had Good news and Bad news for him. Alex asked for the good news first. Syd told him the courses are beautiful and you can golf all you want up in heaven. Alex then asked about the Bad news. Syd put his hand on Alex's shoulder and told him that he has a tee time up in Heaven tomorrow:)

What to say today............

2009-03-05T18:19:00.003-07:00

OK, I can finally post and keep his blog up to date. So I'll update my status......I no longer work for Kraft Foods and I have started working on MBA at the University of Phoenix. Its a really cool school and its gonna be convenient...

Now I have a joke that I cleaned upped a little so I can keep this blog family friendly:)

Jake, Cody and Mikee all wanted to date the daughter of a local town farmer. This 3 knew that it was very difficult to even get a chance to do so....but they were goin to try anyways. So all 3 of them went up to the farmers house and knocked on the door. Farmer answered the door scowling at the 3 guys. Jake gutted up and explained to the farmer that they would really like a chance to date his beautiful daughter. Like a grumpy old man, he mumbled the boys to me him out back of the barn....

These 3 daring (but really idiotic) boys headed to the back of the old barn. There the farmer pointed to the enormous orchard of fruit lying before their eyes. The farmer told the 3 to go and pick 3 of their most favorite fruit and bring back to this spot. The boys looked at each other and then headed for the orchards.....

The first boy to arrive back to the farmer was Mikee. But this time the farmer had a awesome companion, a 12 gauge shotgun. Mikee looked a little scared at this point. The farmer asked Mikee what he had brought. Mikee showed him he had 10 purple grapes. The farmer told that if he was to date his daughter then Mikee needed to let him put one grape in a time in Mikee's mouth. If Mikee could get all 10 grapes ijn his mout without laughing or spitting them out then he gets the farmer's daughter.....but if Mikee couldn't do it then the farmer gets to use his shotgun on Mikee (you can imagine for yourselves what will happen:)). The farmer starts putting grapes into Mikee's mouth, and just when he gets to grape number 8, Mikee chokes and spits all those grapes into the Farmer's face. So the farmer used his shotgun sending Mikee to heaven.......poor Mikee.....

Next comes Jake strolling from the orchards. But he has got 10 Strawberries. The farmer explains to Jake the same rules. Jake got concerned and wondered how he could possibly fit 10 strawberries in his mouth, yet Jake was still determined as he caught a glance of the farmer's daughter watching this whole spectacle. So the farmer shoved strawberries into Jake's mouth one by one. And just as Jake got to number 10, he started to laugh. Not good news for Jake cause he just joined Mikee in Heaven (At least you guys made it to Heaven)......

Back up in Heaven, Mikee found Jake and told him that he had watched Jake almost fit all 10 in his mouth. He was right there. Jake shook his head and said "I know. I had it. But when I got to the 10th strawberry, I glanced at the orchards and saw Cody walking down with 10 watermelons.......":)

I THINK I GOT IT NOW!!!

2009-03-04T20:42:00.001-07:00

I have borrowed a tower from Jake and Kriss and I think I will be able to update my blog now. How exciting. So this is my update for today. Rock On!!!

I Almost Forgot.......

2008-07-01T22:39:00.002-06:00

So my son kinda got lost on a mountain yesterday.

He decided to go hiking with a friend up to a cave. His mom gave him a walkie-talkie to take so they could communicate. Well, when I went to pick him up, his mom told me he had not responded yet. It had been about 30 minutes since he last talked.

Inside myself I was worried. So I kinda ran up the mountain, to a cave, where his mom said they might be. They weren't there. So I ran across the mountain, while yelling his name. Still no response. I ran almost a mile away from where I had started, so I stopped and turned back. and I continued to run back.

When I got back to his mom, I decided this time to take the walkie up the mountain with me. And at this time, there was still no response from Alex. It had been over an hour. I was exhausted physically. Mentally I was almost there. I had to find him though. So I ran up the mountain again, though this time my legs did not want to move. Fortunately I did make it to the top.

I called on the walkie again at the top, and this time he answered. What a sigh of relief. Yet I couldn't understand a word he was saying. I began trying to guide them towards me. That did not work.

They finally said something I could hear, "they were heading down to the road by where they go shooting". I still had no idea which road, but it was a start. I called up his mom and told her what I heard them say. She sorta knew where that was, so she decided to drive down the road next to the mountain to see if she could see them. While I sat on the mountain trying to figure out where they were.

Now to end the story, she found them. I got off the mountain. Alex and his friend are safe. And I am sore today from running. I have a feeling Alex will be one of those kids that will give me scares like this alot. I'm just glad he is safe.

A bit lazy at the moment....

2008-07-01T22:32:00.002-06:00

OK....I still have not done a Warped Tour review. I will soon though. My favorite performance, FYI, was As I Lay Dying. The mosh pits were crazy. And some surprisingly good bands showed their stuff.

I just have a quick joke tonight: What do you call a blonde's skeleton in a closet? Last year's Hide-N-Seek winner.

That's my favorite blonde joke. You better of laughed

Ok, Here's something from Art City Days....

2008-06-29T22:49:00.003-06:00

First, Art City Days is the local city days here in Springville, Utah. The days contain the usually festivities, like a carnival, parade, music and an ending of fireworks. My family and I usually attend the main events. Though this year, Jake and my sis decided to enter my baby niece, Kezlyn, in the baby contest. And what is so cool is that she took third in her division. Rock On Kezlyn!! Check out their web here. And here is a video of my sis and Kezlyn in the parade.

Check out this new Home demo for the PS3......

2008-06-29T16:00:00.002-06:00

This is quick demo video for Home for the PS3. It looks kinda cool. Check it out.

Quick Hogle Zoo Post.........

2008-06-29T15:09:00.005-06:00

Just a quick post on some videos I have beening to upload. These are some Hogle Zoo videos I had from last year.

And later tonight, I will have a review of the Warped Tour!!

Today We Rock!!!!

2008-06-28T01:56:00.002-06:00

Alright, The Warped Tour is today. So rock on and I will post a review tonight. As I Lay Dying will rock!! Peace!!

Today we rock the
Warped Tour!!!

Pray for my little baby nephew Lucas.....

2008-06-26T23:05:00.004-06:00

As I stated in earlier posts, I have a baby nephew who had been in the hospital for over a month. He is now home, and he has been put on a TPN. The little guy is having a hard time right now, and I feel bad for him. Please keep him in your prayers.

You can read more about Lucas on my bro's blog here.

Get better Lucas. We're gonna teach you how to Rock On little buddy.

Here is a tribute video to Lucas.

Camels and a Man = Joke.....

2008-06-26T22:37:00.003-06:00

Alright, i finally got some of those necessary posts out of the way. The ones that will help set up the blog. And now I have a few more posts tonight that are of actual importance. First one is a joke. And you better laugh at it!!!

A men is planning a trip to cross the desert. He figures he will be needing a camel. He locates a local camel shop and heads to check some camels out. He spots and odd camel in the back of the store. He asks the owner how much is it for that camel. The owner tells the man that it is a new camel, but its the fastest camel they got in the store. The man said that is perfect.

The owner told the man he needed to take the camel for a test ride first. The man agrees. The owner tells the man, in order to get the camel to go, you just say Whoa. To get it to go faster, you say Whoa Whoa. And to get it to go faster than imaginable, you say Whoooaaaah! And as the owner was about to tell him that you say Amen to stop, the guy had already rushed out with the camel.

So the guy says Whoa, and the camel started up. The camel was faster than the guy had thought. Then the guy said Whoa Whoa. And now the camel was going really fast. This guy was rather amused. He didn't think a camel could travel that fast.

But the guy was not paying attention to what was ahead of him. He was headed straight for a cliff. The man panicked and started saying a prayer. Just as the man said Amen, the camel stopped right at the edge of the cliff. The man looked over the edge, and with awe, he said Whoooaaaah!!

I thought it was funny.

1 more day til I rock the
Warped Tour!!!

Riddles, Riddles, Riddles......

2008-06-26T18:53:00.002-06:00

Just a post to compile all the riddles....

A Math Riddle....

How Many Cows......

Band Of The Day.......

2008-06-26T18:45:00.003-06:00

This is a post to compile all the band of the day's.

Breaking Benjamin

First Band of the Day.........

2008-06-26T10:21:00.008-06:00

Ok, by far this is my favorite band. And if you don't like them, then tough, you are going to read about them anyways. They are known as Breaking Benjamin. An awesome rock band that is at the top of my list to see in concert. Rock On Guys!! Can't wait for your 4th album

Discography:

Breaking Benjamin EP released in 2001

Home
Medicate
Polyamorous
Water
Shallow Bay

Saturate released in 2002

Wish I May (3:58)
Medicate (3:45)
Polyamorous (2:57)
Skin (3:20)
Natural Life (4:00)
Next to Nothing (3:43)
Water (4:12)
Home (3:37)
Phase (4:31)
No Games (3:35)
Sugarcoat (3:38)
Shallow Bay (4:05)
Forever (Bonus track attached to Shallow Bay) (3:54)

We Are Not Alone released in 2004

So Cold (4:33)
Simple Design (4:15)
Follow (3:18)
Firefly (3:07)
Break My Fall (3:25)
Forget It (3:37)
Sooner or Later (3:39)
Breakdown (3:36)
Away (3:12)
Believe (3:20)
Rain (3:25)
[Unlisted] Rain (2005 Version) (on newer pressings only) (3:22)
Ordinary Man (On Japanese version only) (3:31)
Lady Bug (On Japanese version only) (3:02)

So Cold EP released in 2004

So Cold (Live Acoustic)
Blow Me Away
Ladybug
Away (Live)
Breakdown (Live)

Phobia Collectors Edition released in 2006

Intro - (1:13)
The Diary of Jane - (3:21)
Breath - (3:38)
You - (3:22)
Evil Angel - (3:41)
Until the End - (4:11)
Dance with the Devil - (3:47)
Topless - (3:03)
Here We Are - (4:17)
Unknown Soldier - (3:46)
Had Enough - (3:47)
You Fight Me - (3:10)
Outro - (2:05)
The Diary of Jane (Acoustic) - (3:06)

Band Members:

Ben Burnley
Aaron Fink
Mark James
Chad Szeliga

1 more day til I rock the
Warped Tour!!!

Blogz Of Otherz......

2008-06-25T20:08:00.004-06:00

This is just a list of some blogz you should check out. Leave a comment and I can add your blog to the list.

The Carters

Fullmer Boyz

NOS_ERTILIA

The Fullmers

The Schroeders

Another Riddle.....

2008-06-25T17:46:00.002-06:00

I wanna see how many people can get this riddle answered right!!

One night 3 men were driving down the highway in the rain. Suddenly their car breaks down and they have to pull to the side of the road. Luckily for them there is a hotel near by. They head inside the hotel and over to the front desk. They ask the clerk how much it would be for the 3 men to stay in a room for the night. The clerk told the men that it would be a total of $30. That was perfect for the men because it split 3 ways evenly. They each paid the clerk $10 which made a total of $30. The men then went up to the room for the night.

After the men left, the clerk realized that he had made a mistake. There was a special tonight and the room was only $25. The clerk called over the bellboy and handed him a 5 $1 bills. He told the bellboy to bring it to the 3 men and give the money back to them. As the bellboy headed up to the men's room, he noticed $5 would not split very evenly. He decided to keep $2 for himself and to give each man $1 bill. The bellboy proceeded to do that.

Now for the tricky part. Each man got $1 back, right? That means they each paid $9. That is a total of $27. Remember that. Now the bellboy kept $2, right? Add that to the total the men paid and you get a total of $29. Where is the other $1? They did pay $30 original for the room, right?

Hmmmmm....I want to see someone figure this out:)

Favorite Links......

2008-06-25T16:22:00.006-06:00

Entertainment:
Youtube
Bored
Rock Band
Addicting Games
X96
Simpsons Episodes
Family Guy Episodes
Graph Jam
The Memory Palace
Warped Tour
Secret Recipes

Blog Info:
Wish-A-Friend
Project Playlist
Photobucket
Flickr
Spring Widgets

Bluray:
Hidef Digest
Digital Bits
DVD Spot
Bluray

Disney:
Dizpins
Disneyland
Halloweentown
Laughing Place

Yes, Its a ventriloquist....But he's funnier than you!!

2008-06-24T23:04:00.003-06:00

Quick post today. I had to put a video of this guy on my blog. His name is Jeff Dunham. Funniest ventriloquist I have ever seen. This guy rocks! Watch and enjoy!!

3 more days til I rock the Warped Tour!!!

Warped Tour List For Utah......

2008-06-24T21:57:00.006-06:00

Here is the band list for the Warped Tour Concert. I will be at As I Lay Dying and Story of the Year.

1997
3OH!3
A Day To Remember
Action Design
Add Verse
Against Me!
The Academy Is...
The Aggrolites
The Audition
Alesana
Anberlin
Angels And Airwaves
As I Lay Dying
August Burns Red
Beat Union
Between The Trees
The Bleeding Irish
The Briggs
Broadway Calls
The Bronx
Charlotte Sometimes
Cobra Starship
The Color Fred
Culture Shock Camp
Dante
Defy Tomorrow
Drive A
The Devil Wears Prada
Entice
Evergreen Terrace
Every Time I Die
Family Force 5
Farewell
Forever The Sickest Kids
From First To Last
Gil Mantera's Party Dream
Greeley Estates
Gym Class Heroes
The Higher
Horrorpops
Hunter Revenge
Jeffree Star
Jet Lag Gemini
Katy Perry
The Lordz
Lost Point
Love Equals Death
The Maine
Massive Monkees
Mayday Parade
Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster
MC Chris
Midnight To Twelve
Miracle Dolls
Norma Jean
Now On
ORESKABAND
Othello
Paige Wood
Panima
Pennywise
Peter Distefano
Phathom
Pierce The Veil
The Pinker Tones
Piotta
Protest the Hero
Reel Big Fish
Relient K
Say Anything
Say No More
Set Your Goals
Shwayze
Skeet Skeet
Steve Steadham / Citizen X
Street Drum Corps Presents BANG!
Stick To Your Guns
Story Of The Year
Street Dogs
Supe
TAT
Treaty Of Paris
Valencia
We The Kings
Your Highness Electric

Local Stage Bands

Lost Point
Action Design
1997
Tickle Me Pink
Danger Mic
Riots Of Eighty
Aurora Falls
Midnight To Twelve
Breva
Drive A
Tat
Entice
Farewell
Valencia
Steve Steadham
Phantom
Love Equals Death
Jet Lag Gemini
Good Guys In Black

About this completely awesome blog......

2008-06-23T21:15:00.007-06:00

Alright, basically I am doing this blog for fun. Nothing more than that. It will sometimes make absolutely no sense. And it will probably never be too serious. In the future it will have reviews of things in me and my son's life. And updates of my family events. There may be riddles, puzzles or, if suggested, helpful posts they may answer readers questions. Anything questions from life to blogs, resources to what-the-heck-is-wrong-with-you questions.

My layout is basically a customed minima stretch layout with a Nightmare Before Christmas theme. Leave any questions or comments and I will post answers or How-To's. Check out these Nightmare Pics while you're here. Plus you should click around the site a little bit. There is links in words and pics that will take you all over the web.

4 more days til I rock the Warped Tour!!!

Its a bird....Its a plane.....Ahhhhhh crap!.......Its a fish!!

2008-06-22T22:59:00.000-06:00

So my little bro had become quite the fast fish. He attended a swim meet, CHAT, during the last 4 days, and he swam like, well, a......fish. He swam so good he may of placed in the top 5 overall. Rock on lil bro!!! I'll post the results as soon as I get them. For now enjoy some pics. (Keep in mind he is the only swimmer in the fam. The rest of us liked to kick balls)

And here are some pics of my son, sister, bro-in-law, niece, and I playing frisbee at a park. And wow, it was so stinkin hot. I sweated like turtle-on-the-sun. I dont ever sweat. And for those that think my son is cute, just remember I'm his dad:)

There is only 5 days to Warped Tour!!!

Riddle Me This and Riddle Me That.............

2008-06-21T09:41:00.000-06:00

Today I have a riddle to test how smart the readers are of these blogs. Careful, its a 2-part riddle.

1st Part: You are a farmer with 36 heads of cattle. A disease spreads through the heard (No, not Mad Cow disease). All but 9 cows die. How many cows do you have left?

2nd Part: You are WRONG!! You have 9 cows left. All BUT 9 cows die. I bet you feel really dumb now. That makes me the smart one. So now i need you to sing the Homer Simpson "I Am So Smart" song or you will be banned from this blog. And please video record your singing, as proof. Then submit them to imanidiot@runningforpresident.com.

My nephew Lucas is out of the hospital. He just recently had a blood transfusion but everything went well. You can find out more by clicking on my bro's blog link.

6 more days til we rock the Warped Tour!!!!

Why do people say TRIANTULA!! Its TARANTULA u freaks!!!

2008-06-20T21:57:00.000-06:00

Can we say Tarantula? My son wanted one so we got one. And it is so AWESOME!! I finally knew I had to get one when my 7 year-old son, Alex, held it. A 7-year old?!?! Of course I held it too 'cause i'm tough. In short, tarantulas rock, so every household should get one as a pet, so there can be an army of 8-legged creatures(not 3-legged like a triantula).

Oh, and i'm selling my big fish. 2 8-inch red-bellied pacus and 1 7-inch albino oscar. They are just too stinkin big! Plus they eat too much. (And they splash water on me)

7 days til Warped Tour. ROCK ON!!!

2 days in a Row

2008-06-19T20:42:00.001-06:00

Ok, first I started this because of my bro. He started one for his fam, and for his new baby, who has been in the hospital (Primary Children's) for over a month now. So this post is for my nephew Lucas. Rock on Lucas!! And this goes to my new niece, Kezlyn. She farts like a man. She rocks!!!

And I want to yell that Reality Shows SUCK! The content in these shows is ironic to their so-called genre of TV shows. Stupid Fake Shows!! TV sucks for the most part anyways.

And I think that's it for today. I'm writing this from a hotel. And I'm hungry! PEACE!

P.S. Only 8 days til Warped Tour! ITS GONNA ROCK!

Hey Whoever

2008-06-18T23:30:00.000-06:00

So its my first post, and its my blog: So you will listen to the Donut Song!!

Oh, I walked around the corner and I walked around the block,
And I walked right into a donut shop.
I grabbed me a donut, right out of the grease,
And handed the lady a 5 cent-piece.
She looked at the nickel then she looked at me,
And she said "This nickel ain't no good to me.
There's a hole in the middle, and it goes right through."
I said "Hey, there's a whole in the donut too!"

"Thanks for the donut! Goodbye!"

Thats good for today. Peace.

P.S. Celtics beat the Lakers. Rock On!!!